It is now mid February 2012 and I have yet to put up anything here. Nothing too remarkable happened thus far until the last weekend when a couple of friends and I went to Kuala Lumpur and ate everything there, twice (thanks to a couple of great new friends). But that's for another post as I need to get the photos we took while I did the nasty (?) in KL.
So, today I shall be sharing with you all a new WTF moment of my life in 2012. My brother and his girlfriend.
Now, my brother was never the sentimental, mushy type of a man. Although he was quite emotional especially when I made him tear up by whooping his ass in Street Fighter 2. Even now he refuses to play anything competitively with me in video games.
When my bro told me he has a stable GF, I was THRILLED! I am happy for him, and also selfishly can't wait for him to settle down and give me cute nephews/nieces to play with. I am one of those that love kids as long as it's not mine. Every time my brother wants to share with me anything on his relationship, the first line out of my mouth is always "Is she preggo? Did you knock her up???"
Once we even have this conversation on Facebook when he posted a picture of him and his GF eating Pizza:
Me: GET A ROOM
Bro: we ARE in a room... eating pizza
Me: I want to be an uncle so get on it! I am prepping myself by reciting the line "say uncle... SAY UNCLE!"
Bro: I will teach my kids to say "moochy moochy"
Me: That's fine they are welcome to mooch from me as long as you don't lie to them and say you are saving it up into a make believe "college fund" like all Chinese parents tell their kid.
Bro: Even if I am a billionaire I will still tell them to say "ding ding ding ding ding" (like a cash register)... on principle
Me: As long as they use the $ to buy candy and video games I am fine with it.
Bro: Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding
Once I thought it would be nice for all three of us to hang out, until they started pinching each other's cheeks in public. I screamed "awww I don't want to see that!!" and promptly whisked myself away to find a friend instead. AND, on Valentine's day my bro put up a picture of a shot with their hands only with a relationship couple's ring.
Almost made me want to find my bro's GF and yell "WHO ARE YOU WOMAN AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BIG BRO! By the way, are you preggers?"
Sniff sniff my older brother is all grown up.
