I caved and bought an iPod Touch. I never intended to buy an iPhone cuz I prefer Nokia phones, been using Nokia since my first cellular phone. But when Apple introduced iPhone with the sleek design and interface... I admit I felt something moved...So I got an iPod Touch, which from this day forth will be addressed to as, His Sexiness.
His Sexiness came in this cute little box which I unwrapped it like a whore in a bath house. Inside sat His Sexiness with his sexy black metallic body smiling at me with a come hither sexiness. Immediate I ran my finger over His Sexiness, feeling the satisfaction like a virgin slut's getting it for the first time. Then His Sexiness lit on brightly, which made me uber warm and fuzzy inside.
Playing music while surfing online was great, wheeeeee. I probably whooshed through all the album graphics like a tard. I tried every single function His Sexiness has to offer, and oooo-ed and ahhh-ed like a boy's first porn.
Speaking of porn, I love the movie playing functions, hence the second name for His Sexiness. Mr. PPPP.
Personal Portable Pornography Player.
I just crapped my pants pondering the possibilities.
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