Last few weeks were pretty much uneventful. There weren't anything that's REALLY worth blogging for, so here is a post from my old blog that I still think it's funny. This was last year when I had to live in Tokyo for a month for work.
Right before I leave for Japan, my manager received a call from a Japanese colleague...after the call, he came to me~
Mr. Manager: Randy...before you go to Japan, you should buy some um.. souvenirs...
Randy: Sure I'll go pick something out~
Mr. Manager: Randy...you should buy DVDs
Randy: Sure, um...what kinda DVDs (stupid me I should have figure it out and NOT asked)
Mr. Manager(all awkward with a very forced smile): Um...sex DVD....
Randy(trying hard not to burst out into laughter): Oh, OH.... okay, sure.....
So, I bought a bunch of DVDs and left for Japan, while I was there
Randy: So, Mr. K(my Japanese colleague), these DVDs that you said I should give to the QA team... what should I tell them when I give it to them?
Mr. K: DVDs? What DVDs?????
Randy: Errr...the ones you requested us to buy...you know...HARDCORE JAPANESE PORNOGRAPHIC DVDS STARRING QUESTIONABLE FEMALES IN SAILOR SUITS!!!!
Mr. K: O_O ............... (laughing uncontrollably for 5 minutes with his head on his desk) I WAS JOKING...
Randy: WTF!!? DOUBLE YOU TEE EF!!!
Mr. K: It's okay it's okay, our QA ppl would still love it...
Randy: Oh err...okay, so...you better tell them CLEARLY before I give it to them...just so you know...that they won't open it in front of everyone
Mr. K: Okay okay okay (still laughing)
It's time to hand over the HARDCORE JAPANESE PORNOGRAPHIC DVDS!!!
Mr. K: [Japanese Japanese Japanese blah blah blah to QA dude]
QA Dude: oh... okay (he is giving his 'no big deal' expression with his chin held high, but yeah...he's a 40 year old engineer,single. What more can I say?)
Randy: Um..here you go...enjoy............(why da FUCK did I just say enjoy?)
QA Dude: Thank you. (same expression as before and walked away...although Mr. K and I both know he's doing a happy dance inside)
And that's that. I dunno, I would find it a bit offensive if I received HARDCORE JAPANESE PORNOGRAPHIC DVDs as a gift from my collegues as an expression of goodwill.......but I guess things work differently in Japan~
Oh yeah, last week (two weeks after I returned from Japan)
Mr. K called: (blah blah blah <-- work related conversation). Oh yeah Randy san, QA dude complained......(burst out into laughter)...y..y..y...your...DVD(hahaahah)....they...they...they..complained(hahaha) ...it's....too...too..old........... (hahahaha)
Randy: OH MAN SHUT UP!!!!!!! (I'm tight with Mr. K so he wont' mind my language)
Sheesh, honestly, I BOUGHT YOU HARDCORE JAPANESE PORNOGRAPHIC DVDs, IF YOU DONT LIKE IT................BITE ME!
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